I think it goes without saying that anyone not stoked to the core of their being by Double Fine Productions’ upcoming action/adventure title Brutal Legend is a pansy. And if there is one thing pansies don’t like, its besting challenges and being rewarded handsomely. If you happen to be a pansy, you can skip this article; otherwise, check out the goals to be conquered and achievements/trophies to be gathered after you pick up Brutal Legend.

The time has almost come. Brutal Legend will be here on October 13th. Be ready.

• 15 Points / Bronze Trophy - Got a Car and a Date - Completed “Welcome to the Age of Metal”
• 15 Points / Bronze Trophy - Start a Revolution - Completed “Exploited in the Bowels of Hell”
• 15 Points / Bronze Trophy - Thick as a Baby’s Arm - Completed “Lair of the Metal Queen”
• 15 Points / Bronze Trophy - Hair Remover - Completed “Battle for Bladehenge”
• 15 Points / Bronze Trophy - French Kiss Instructor - Completed “Pilgrimage of Screams”
• 15 Points / Bronze Trophy - Chicks n’ Booze n’ Stuff - Completed “Sanctuary of Sin”
• 15 Points / Bronze Trophy - Ran to the Hills - Completed “It’s Raining Death”
• 15 Points / Bronze Trophy - Fistfull of Fog - Completed “Dry Ice, Wet Graves”
• 15 Points / Bronze Trophy - No More Tears - Completed “Sea of Black Tears”
• 25 Points / Silver Trophy - Groupie Completed - Campaign mode on Easy
• 25 Points / Silver Trophy - Roadie - Completed Campaign mode on Normal
• 25 Points / Silver Trophy - Legend - Completed Campaign mode on Brutal
• 20 Points / Bronze Trophy - Overkill - Completed all hunting secondary missions
• 20 Points / Bronze Trophy - Squeal Like a Chicken - Completed all racing secondary missions
• 20 Points / Bronze Trophy - Protector - Completed 20 ambush, outpost defense, or mortar secondary missions
• 50 Points / Gold Trophy - Metal God - Achieved 100% completion on the stats screen
• 10 Points / Bronze Trophy - Serpent Samaritan - Freed 40 Bound Serpents
• 15 Points / Bronze Trophy - Serpent Spanker - Freed 80 Bound Serpents
• 25 Points / Silver Trophy - Serpent Savior - Freed all 120 Bound Serpents
• 5 Points / Bronze Trophy - One Hit Wonder - Purchased 1 upgrade in the Motor Forge
• 25 Points / Silver Trophy - Loyal Customer - Purchased all upgrades in the Motor Forge
• 20 Points / Bronze Trophy - Virtuoso - Learned all guitar solos
• 20 Points / Bronze Trophy - Tourist - Viewed all vistas
• 20 Points / Bronze Trophy - Now You Must Tell the Tale - Viewed all Legends
• 20 Points / Bronze Trophy - Voices From Beyond - Unlocked all songs in the Mouth of Metal
• 20 Points / Bronze Trophy - Flowerslave - Summoned all Motor Forges
• 10 Points / Bronze Trophy - Practice Bloody Practice - Won an AI Stage Battle - any difficulty
• 20 Points / Bronze Trophy - Iron Fist - Won an AI Stage Battle - Brütal difficulty
• 10 Points / Bronze Trophy - Victör - Won a ranked multiplayer match
• 20 Points / Silver Trophy - Subjügator - Won 10 ranked multiplayer matches
• 50 Points / Gold Trophy - Cönquerer - Won 50 ranked multiplayer matches
• 20 Points / Bronze Trophy - Master of the Flame - Double Teamed with every Ironheade unit
• 20 Points / Bronz eTrophy - Master of the Tear - Double Teamed with every Drowning Doom unit
• 20 Points / Bronze Trophy - Master of the Blood - Double Teamed with every Tainted Coil unit
• 20 Points / Bronze Trophy - Armchair General - Won a Stage Battle by yourself against the AI without attacking
• 30 Points / Silver Trophy - Favored - Acquired 3,000 Fire Tributes
• 30 Points / Silver Trophy - Sellout - Spent 250,000 fans - any mode
• 20 Points / Bronze Trophy - Some Demon Flesh on your Bumper - Slayed 150 enemies with the Deuce - any mode
• 30 Points / Silver Trophy - I’ve never touched an axe before - Personally smote 300 enemies - any mode
• 10 Points / Bronze Trophy - Silence, groundwalker! - Gained 5 or more seconds of hang time in a single jump - any mode
• 15 Points / Bronze Trophy - Six Degrees of Schafer - Played with or against another player who has this Achievement
• 15 Points / Bronze Trophy - Ringleader - Trapped 15 enemies in one ring of fire with the Fire Baron’s Double Team
• 15 Points / Bronze Trophy - Painkiller - Killed 25 enemies with the grinder of one Rock Crusher
• 15 Points / Bronze Trophy - Dollpocalypse - Hit 6 enemies with the explosion from a Brood’s Double Team
• 15 Points / Bronze Trophy - Euthanasia - Hit 15 enemies with one Agony Ball using the Pain Lifter’s Double Team
• 15 Points / Bronze Trophy - Death From Above - Killed 20 enemies with one Bleeding Death
• 15 Points / Bronze Trophy - Coolest Thing Ever - Jumped over a Hextadon in the Deuce
• 15 Points / Bronze Trophy - Beast Master - Rode every animal in the world
• 50 Points / Silver Trophy - Boar Bather - Rode a Razorfire Boar into the Sea of Black Tears and live to tell the tale.
• 20 Points / Bronze Trophy - Quill Tosser - Killed a Tollusk using only Ground Urchin
• Platinum Trophy – Rock God – Acquire All Trophies

       

Tags: Awesome, brutal legend, double fine

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