If concept were king, then Hyperdimension Neptunia might be queen, but no matter how much glitter you put on a mess, it’s still just a mess, albeit a shiny one. I started Neptunia with the hopes that its breakdown of the console wars would create a compelling story or, if anything, a comedic comparison at the very least. What I received instead, was a wordy JRPG that made me feel like a perv. This overwhelming feeling wasn’t ever aided by entertaining gameplay in the slightest. I’m sorry to break the news to those who haven’t heard, but Hyperdimension Neptunia just isn’t the outlandish depiction of the console wars you were hoping for and there’s most certainly a reason that Sega wasn’t compelled to publish the game in the States.

Odds are, if you are reading this, you know the score of Neptunia’s plot. The general concept is that a couple of goddesses are fighting for control of GameIndustri. Each one represents a current console (except for Neptune, who is the goddess of a failed Dreamcast successor). I’m not even slightly an otaku, but the general concept surrounding Neptunia sucked me in. Unfortunately, once I had my hands on the game my outlook was crushed under the pointless dialogue and backstory, of which neither were aided by the jiggling breasts that constantly assaulted my senses. It’s a damn shame, because Neptunia’s barrage of real-world gaming references had captured my interest from the get go, but the end product quickly sent me in the opposite direction.

I fully realize that plenty of RPGs have created great deals of enjoyment even without a sensible plot, but Neptunia’s gameplay is far too archaic to find comfort let alone enjoyment. Most of the time, I find myself picking out what is wrong with gameplay in an RPG, but with Neptunia, I had a hard time finding what was “right” with the combat. I was initially turned off by the unbelievable depth that Neptunia “seemed” to display on the surface. Fortunately, beneath all the completed settings, Neptunia has some fairly simple combat that can be played out quickly. So Garrett, if combat is so simple, where’s the “but?” The “but” is a fairly large one, involving automatically executed character actions, such as healing. You say “Oh that’s great! The goddesses heal themselves,” and I say “butttttt…..” The but is a fairly big one in this case. You are incapable of carrying out actions such as healing. As you level up your crew, they gain an increase of the odds of healing themselves or carrying out similar tasks, but you never have any direct control over these commands outside of attacking. Yep, you can’t ever heal your party, they have to choose to heal themselves. With mechanics such as this plaguing Neptunia, I don’t think “archaic” can even slightly sum it up, but the experience overall experience is diminished by hoping a character will heal herself before being sent to oblivion. Neptunia just isn’t ever any fun. Combat is carried out using “AP” which a character can use until it is depleted enough to the point where another action cannot be carried out. Trinity Universe, anyone? It doesn’t help that the combat can be extremely repetitious, often dragging as you crawl through lackluster dungeon after lackluster dungeon.

The one component that I desperately wanted Neptunia to deliver on, was the visuals, including the throwback Sega summons. While those deliver, and the sprites are animated almost too well, the world they populate is bland. The voice acting leaves a lot to be desired, as with most JRPGs, but the music is easy enough on the ears to keep you from stabbing your ear drums. If you’re looking for the best possible experience, playing Neptunia with the Japanese voiceovers is the most ideal setup.

I went into Hyperdimension Neptunia with a completely open mind. Every time I picked it up, I left feeling robbed. The only components that deliver are the sprites and even then, their oft sexually-charged encounters made the game a bigger turnoff. I quickly grew tired of underage-looking women in S&M type scenarios, which were a drawback to a concept that had so much promise. While you may think that throwbacks to old school Sega games may be a plus, it never is. Not matter how much I wanted to love Hyperdimension Neptunia, I was always shut down by some off-putting component.

While the news of Neptunia’s poor quality may be saddening, keep an eye out for my upcoming preview and review of Ar Tonelico Qoga, also published by NIS, is a game that does pervy “right.”

Hyperdimension Neptunia
PlayStation 3
	Publisher: Nippon Ichi Software Developer: Compile Heart Genre: RPG Release Date: February 15, 2011 MSRP: $59.99 ESRB Rating: T for Teen

Doin’ It RIGHT: - The concept in Hyperdimension Neptunia creates some good times. - The sprites, as jiggly as they may be, are well drawn and unique to one another. - For being so damn complicated, it’s fairly easy.	Doin’ It RONG: - It drags on and on and on and on… - Combat is positively boring. - Lack of full control makes Neptunia feel extremely archaic.
FINAL SCORE: 5 / 10

David Jaffe, Co-Director of Eat Sleep Play, slimmed down the possible release dates for the new Twisted Metal on this Twitter.

Jaffe was very chatty on his Twitter, and constantly replied to fans and their questions. In one response, he said that the release date for his coming vehicle combat game Twisted Metal will be known soon. Further more, he also said that the two release windows of Spring and Fall of 2011 given by Sony sources are wrong. So either the game will land in the Summer or Winter of this year.

He also said that he doesn’t know if the game will get a Collector’s Edition, but he hopes that it does. Jaffe also doesn’t want to scam people with his DLC. He doesn’t plan to cut complete pieces of data on the disc and make it into pricey DLC.  For this game, what will come later will actually be developed and put out later. No day one pre-made DLC map packs.

Oh yes, and he’s wearing a pair of flannel PJ’s and slippers and a navy t-shirt. He’s a very personal guy. Fans are welcome to throw suggestions over to him via Twitter, and possibly convince him to get out of his sleepwear.

[Source: David Jaffe's via Twitter]

THQ has released a third trailer for their newest action game, Homefront. This seems to set the pace of what Homefront will be about –the action. Titled “Resistance,” the trailer reveals that the Americans decide to start up a second American Revolution against Korea. It’s clear that bullets will be shot, bombs will explode, and people will definitely be killed in THQ’s newest action-packed adventure, so get ready to kick some ass! Take a look below for the newest trailer of THQ’s Homefront.

While the first two trailers seemed to have a grim and dismal outlook of Korea’s takeover of America, “Resistance” seems to have a different tone. The more chilling approach the predecessors of “Resistance” is replaced by an air of revolution, giving Homefront a more hopeful outlook. Along with that, THQ managed to show a lot more of the game’s action, as opposed to its storyline, which is always a nice change!

Be ready for the second revolution! We will keep you up to date on the latest news regarding THQ’s Homefront, which is set to release on March 15, 2011.

Pixel’s Cave Story is a wonder on its own. Through word of mouth (and the greatness that is the internet), Cave Story has reached a level of gaming fame that Daisuke Amaya may have never even dreamed of. But after going from being free on the PC to being available on WiiWare and DSiWare, where else is there to go for Cave Story? Why, to the 3D realm, of course! And what would better suit 3D than the next big thing in 3D — the 3DS. According to NIS America a “fully reconstructed in 3D” version of Cave Story is going to be made and released onto the 3DS.According to a GamesRadar interview with Amaya, he stated that the only difference between the original game and the 3D version will be the actual levels. Amaya stated “The difference between the original Cave Story and Cave Story 3D is going to be the environments are going to be in full 3D, but we will keep the original style of the game, which is a 2D scrolling action game.” Not changing the game at all is a great decision. As the old saying goes… If it ain’t broken, don’t fix it! I’m glad to hear that Cave Story is getting more exposure, and for those of you who haven’t played this amazing game yet, this 3D version seems like perfect opportunity to jump in. Or you can always just play it right now. We will keep you updated on the latest news regarding Cave Story 3D!

[Source: GamesRadar]

In the wake of games like Marvel vs. Capcom 3 and Batman: Arkham City, 2K Games has announced its latest addition to the superhero line-up: the sequel to its 2007 title, The Darkness.

The Darkness II stars Jackie Estacado, host to the Darkness and all around mafia bad-ass. Fans of the supernatural comic book series were happy with the first game’s arrival, and gamers found the anxiously awaited gem nicked with few problems. Now Digital Extremes is taking over to adapt the popular Top Cow comic book for the Xbox 360, PlayStation 3, and PC this fall.

Gamers can look forward to quad-wielding gameplay, a break from first-person shooter syndrome that allows players to slash, grab, fire two weapons at once, and throw objects and enemies with Jackie’s demon arms. The use of graphic noir will keep the game true to its comic book origins.

“The game takes a unique stance on fighting in the dark versus light,” said 2K president Christoph Hartmann.

Gamers can rest easy knowing that Paul Jenkins, who’s written a healthy number of The Darkness comics as well as various Marvel comics, is returning as lead writer. The story erupts with a full-blown mob war, instigated by an outside force. A botched attempt on Jackie’s life rekindles the power of the Darkness, and it wants out. The events of this game take place two years after those of its predecessor.

Are you excited for The Darkness II? Learn more about the game at www.embracethedarkness.com.

While I haven’t had the pleasure of playing the mod myself, this definitely looks like something that is worth checking out for all of the Brawl and Melee lovers and haters. Could this be the mod to end the arguments? Unlikely, but for those who are interested on how to download the demo and get it working on your Wii, go to Project M’s website for all the details!

[Source: Project M]

With the recent spree of HD releases being released on the PS3, it only makes sense that Microsoft would want in on the action. While it is not officially verified yet, the ESRB has posted that both Prince of Persia HD and Splinter Cell HD will be released on the PS3 as well as the Xbox 360.

Ubisoft has not verified the information, but it has definitely been posted on ESRB’s website. If this is true, then count me in! This should serve as great news for 360 owners who have been wanting the HD touch-up on some of their favorite games. Stick with us and we’ll keep you updated on the latest news for the HD re-releases of Splinter Cell and Prince of Persia.

[Source: ESRB]

According to his blog, this extermination of Hudson’s American arm is due to Konami’s recent acquisition of Hudson Soft. He added that with the acquisition, “there apparently won’t be any need for the talents within the San Mateo offices of Hudson Entertainment.” Hudson Soft will now be used for “social games” rather than continuing their previous plans and efforts.

It’s a sad day in the gaming world… but in the end, it’s all business. Hudson has been known for some classic games, including the Bomberman series and the Mario Party series. They will be missed, and we would like to say thank you for the games you brought us, and we wish you all the best of luck in the future.

[Source: experience points]

It’s that time of the month again, all you achievement crazed folks (you know who you are). The big day has finally come, and BioWare has revealed all of the achievements for their latest epic adventure, Dragon Age II. There is a grand total of 50 achievements (surprise) that add up to a total of 1000 points. Listed below are all of the achievements, but beware, for spoilers await those who dare to continue reading! You have been warned.

Dragon Age II Achievements:

• Master Craftsman (25): Crafted all of the items from a single crafting tree.
• Mogul (25): Had 100 or more sovereigns in your purse.
• Crowning Glory (25): Became the viscount of Kirkwall.
• Dedicated (15): Reached Level 10.
• A Friend in Need (5): Upgraded the armor of one of your party members.
• Enchanter (5): Enchanted an item.
• Immigrant (5): Became a resident of Kirkwall.
• Delver of the Deep (10): Explored the Deep Roads.
• Birthright (15): Kicked the slavers out of your ancestral mansion.
• Specialized (25): Learned two class specializations.
• I Got Your Back (25): Completely upgraded the armor of one of your party members.
• Legendary (50): Reached Level 20.
• Financier (10): Became a partner in a Deep Roads expedition.
• Talented (5): Upgraded a spell or talent.
• Tag Team (5): Used teamwork to perform a cross-class combo.
• That Thing Has Legs (25): Found and killed a varterral.
• Weapon Master (25): Mastered a weapon style.
• Unstoppable (50): Completed a full year in Kirkwall without any party member being knocked unconscious.
• Craftsman (5): Acquired your first crafting recipe.
• Dragon Slayer (25): Found and killed a high dragon.
• Exorcist (25): Found and killed the undying Xebenkeck.
• Demon Slayer (25): Found and killed the ancient demon, Hybris.
• Chantry Historian (25): Found all four chapters of “The History of the Chantry,” by Brother Genitivi.
• A Worthy Rival (25): Earned the Arishok’s respect.
• Great Minds Think Alike (50): Earned the friendship or rivalry of four party members.
• Friend (25): Earned the friendship of one of your party members.
• Rival (25): Earned the rivalry of one of your party members.
• Romantic (25): Completed a romance with one of your party members.
• Epic (50): Completed Dragon Age II twice, or completed it once with a save imported from Dragon Age Origins.(3)
• Champion of Kirkwall (20): Completed Dragon Age II.
• Mercenary (10): Allied yourself with the mercenaries upon arriving in Kirkwall.
• Nefarious (10): Allied yourself with the smugglers upon arriving in Kirkwall.
• Flirtatious (5): Flirted with one of your party members to begin a romance.
• Mass Exodus (25): Reached Kirkwall with each character class across multiple playthroughs.
• Knowledgeable (25): Unlocked 100 codex entries.
• Treasure Hunter (25): Opened 50 chests.
• Darkness Falls (5): Toggled the map from day to night.
• Explorer (5): Left Kirkwall to explore the outlying regions.
• Spelunker (25): Visited 10 caves in Kirkwall and the surrounding area.
• Full House (10): Recruited four party members.
• Friends in High Places (15): Met Grand Cleric Elthina, Viscount Dumar, Knight-Commander Meredith, and First Enchanter Orsino.
• Gift Giver (5): Gave a gift to one of your party members.
• Supplier (25): Found every variety of crafting resources.
• Archeologist (50): During each year in Kirkwall, discovered 3 secret messages from the Band of Three.
• Tale Within A Tale (5): Listened to Varric begin his tale of the Champion of Kirkwall.

There you have it, folks. These, along with a few secret achievements, are what you will be hoarding for when Dragon Age II releases this Spring. Best of luck to you all!

[Source: Xbox360Achievements]

It’s a common practice that Capcom has implemented with Dead Rising 1 and Resident Evil 5′s content. Players can buy extra content/DLC for their games, but it turns out that it’s not extra at all. Rather, the data is on the disc all along, and gamers are merely buying keys to unlock content that’s already there. As this picture indicates, Marvel Vs Capcom 3 is continuing this trend.

Some lucky gamers have obtained or pirated their copies of Marvel Vs Capcom 3 early, and are sifting through the files in order to uncover any unknown secrets. In doing so, they’ve found the files of supposed DLC characters Shuma Gorath and Jill, and these files aren’t placeholder ones. The amount data  they carry is equal to the other characters, which means Capcom has locked off content in order to gain more green.

This sadly is different than what the leaker Lupkino said. On the positive side, there aren’t any characters besides those two so any other additions will be real downloadable ones and not just hidden, locked away characters.

Despite this stupid practice of seeping more money from it’s audience, I still plan to buy the game. If you really want to rally against such actions, don’t buy the DLC.