[CLOSED!] Enter to WIN! DeathSpank Caption Contest

Posted by Stephanie "Tigresa" Palermo on July 12th, 2010

Everyone likes loot. Especially when it’s loot you can personally win and hoard onto your Xbox 360s and PS3s. Spawn Kill is giving you all a chance to win a copy of the latest and greatest in comedic, lootable, single player and co-op action RPGs courtesy of Hothead Games. And that lootfest shall be crowned from here on out – DeathSpank.

DeathSpank officially releases for both PSN and XBLA this week. Sure, you could lay from your couch, hit the startup console button, type in some credit card numbers and pick up the game yourself. But why waste your witty/cornball/madman humor talent? You could be entering this caption contest using the image below and have a code just handed to you!

We’re giving away two codes, we have one for XBLA and one for PSN, so please indicate somewhere in your comment entry which console you’re entering towards. Make sure you use your real e-mail when you comment because we’ll need it to bestow your loot unto you.

Contest begins today (Monday, July 12) and ends July 21st and 12:00 AM EST. We might need co-op partners to play with… So get to enterin’ your comments using the DeathSpank image below!

Editor’s Note: It’s a Caption Contest so any entries that don’t enter with a caption will be deleted.

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  • http://twitter.com/Paranerd Paranerd

    Picture is broken! The contest is over!

  • James

    “Unicornachu and Minotauros, I choose you!”

    PSN.

  • Jon

    “Yeah, that's really the name”

    XBOX 360

  • Magiz

    I'd love a copy of Death Spank for the…

    XBLA

  • Mike Maier

    I would be so grateful for a PSN copy of deathspank! Thanks in advance!

  • Huff181

    I would love a copy of this game!!

  • JacobakaJesus

    Cool contest
    XBOX 360

  • Grimace

    “One hell of a panty raid.” XBL

  • Aphr0d1ty

    You will be sucked!

  • Dannyoh

    “Give me fodder or give me death!”

    PSN

  • Aphr0d1ty

    XBOX360 btw.

  • El_giggity

    “Done with the undead unicorn and the big axe goblin, now time to spank the cookie-head monster and the hermaphrodite chicken”

    Cool contest guys, thanks again!

  • Magiz

    “One hell of a panty raid.”

    XBL

  • El_giggity

    Ohh and by the way, if i ever win :) , for xbox please.

  • Geo

    Why do I always have to be the chicken?
    PSN

  • zappletree

    “I let my lightnin' do the spankin'!”

    XBLA

  • http://twitter.com/Paranerd Paranerd

    “I can pull a He-Man, too!”
    360.

  • Voodoo_Lou

    “What really happened to the last unicorn!”

    Or

    “You don't get to spank death. Death has come to spank you!”

  • Kryptonic

    “Thou doth spanketh thee”
    XBLA

  • Voodoo_Lou

    PSN (forgot)

  • decimalvariable

    “Big sword, check, big mace, check, purple thong, check.”

  • http://twitter.com/cheesecow Eric N

    “Spank it…to death!”
    PSN

  • Bob M

    I won't choke the chicken I SPANK IT! 360

  • Jakebondroo

    You can Spawn Kill in Deathspank, and nobody cares…

  • foxy

    FEEL THE POWAH OF THE SPAAANNKKKKK (360)

  • crazyivan19

    “Yes, that is a sword on my thong… and yes, I am happy to see you. Why do you ask?”

  • http://twitter.com/Darklurkr23 Jared Zimmermann

    DeathSpank – It's like Warhammer 40K meets Monty Python starring Rick Moranis = PS3

  • crazyivan19

    Oh… and Xbox, please.

  • Jokingbird

    “Spank-it!”
    Xbox 360 if I win :)

  • Loonknight

    “This is my Death Stick! The next one of you primitives even looks at me it will be spanked!” PSN

  • http://twitter.com/tristannexus Tristan Leck

    “And you thought Dr. Spock had a problem with regular spanking!”

    xbl

  • ValleGames

    Wou

  • Hamel

    “Spanking you since medieval times” (PSN)

  • Elektr0ns

    “Behold sharp pointy death! Oh and here's my sword too.”

    XBLA

  • Rfoldschool

    “It's a good day to be wearing purple underpants” XBLA

  • Devion

    “People die if they are killed”
    PSN

  • Flybrione

    Stand behind me Chicken I got this

  • Flybrione

    Opps I forgot XBLA

  • gambit116

    Lohan looks rough after a night of partying.

  • Snookie

    ” Sidekicks Gingerbread Man and KFC Boy, ASSEMBLE! The evil shadow league of Fugly Unicorn and Horny Demon have arrived! =O ” – XBLA.

  • TerribleLiar

    “Does this sword make me look fat?”
    “Yes.”
    *ZAP!* “What does everybody else think?”

  • TerribleLiar

    Bah. I was thinking how funny it was that people forgot to post which version they were in for, then I did it too! PSN

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/David-Stewart/509153013 David Stewart

    Wtf I gotta pay but these jokers get a chance at a freebie?! Shenanegans!

  • Pickelarm

    “My Deathspank brings all the Mobs to the yard” PSN

  • Never-too-late

    Would love the xbox 360 one.

  • Davicams

    We shall kill the muffin man

  • CoconutJD

    “Spanking death since… well… now.”

  • CoconutJD

    Er. Forgot the platform: XBLA.

  • Bossversion1

    “I'm gonna spank you until you're raw!”

  • CaptainUrahara

    “Spanking it like it's 1985″

    XBLA

  • goalden

    “Robot Unicorn Attack and Golden Axe ain't got nothing on me.”

  • goalden

    XBLA

  • Britton

    'When chicken and gingerbread men are just not enough… we call on DeathSpank!'

    XBLA

    I really appreciate the chance, thanks!

  • Rareliga

    “Really? A unicorn doesn't approve of how I dance?”

    PSN or XBLA

  • Akuma12

    “DeathSpank… you were supposed to SAVE the Unicorn and Minotaur..”

    XBLA

  • Futuregame90

    “Does my sword look pretty awesome? Wait a second… I got a great sword from the God! Let's stick up with together on the mission!”

    PS3

  • Torazo

    “You think those arrows will hurt me? Uh… Where did my helmet go?”

    Playing for the XLA version.

  • Torazo

    XBLA* Forgot the B

  • Brandon

    “Everybody dance now!”

    XBLA.

  • zappletree

    “I let my lightnin' do the spankin'!”

    XBLA

  • http://twitter.com/Paranerd Paranerd

    “I can pull a He-Man, too!”
    360.

  • Voodoo_Lou

    “What really happened to the last unicorn!”

    Or

    “You don't get to spank death. Death has come to spank you!”

  • Kryptonic

    “Thou doth spanketh thee”
    XBLA

  • Voodoo_Lou

    PSN (forgot)

  • decimalvariable

    “Big sword, check, big mace, check, purple thong, check.”

  • http://twitter.com/cheesecow Eric N

    “Spank it…to death!”
    PSN

  • Bob M

    I won't choke the chicken I SPANK IT! 360

  • Jakebondroo

    You can Spawn Kill in Deathspank, and nobody cares…

  • foxy

    FEEL THE POWAH OF THE SPAAANNKKKKK (360)

  • crazyivan19

    “Yes, that is a sword on my thong… and yes, I am happy to see you. Why do you ask?”

  • http://twitter.com/Darklurkr23 Jared Zimmermann

    DeathSpank – It's like Warhammer 40K meets Monty Python starring Rick Moranis = PS3

  • crazyivan19

    Oh… and Xbox, please.

  • Jokingbird

    “Spank-it!”
    Xbox 360 if I win :)

  • Loonknight

    “This is my Death Stick! The next one of you primitives even looks at me it will be spanked!” PSN

  • http://twitter.com/tristannexus Tristan Leck

    “And you thought Dr. Spock had a problem with regular spanking!”

    xbl

  • Hamel

    “Spanking you since medieval times” (PSN)

  • Elektr0ns

    “Behold sharp pointy death! Oh and here's my sword too.”

    XBLA

  • Rfoldschool

    “It's a good day to be wearing purple underpants” XBLA

  • Devion

    “People die if they are killed”
    PSN

  • Flybrione

    Stand behind me Chicken I got this

  • Flybrione

    Opps I forgot XBLA

  • gambit116

    Lohan looks rough after a night of partying.

  • Snookie

    ” Sidekicks Gingerbread Man and KFC Boy, ASSEMBLE! The evil shadow league of Fugly Unicorn and Horny Demon have arrived! =O ” – XBLA.

  • TerribleLiar

    “Does this sword make me look fat?”
    “Yes.”
    *ZAP!* “What does everybody else think?”

  • TerribleLiar

    Bah. I was thinking how funny it was that people forgot to post which version they were in for, then I did it too! PSN

  • Pickelarm

    “My Deathspank brings all the Mobs to the yard” PSN

  • Never-too-late

    Would love the xbox 360 one.

  • Davicams

    We shall kill the muffin man

  • CoconutJD

    “Spanking death since… well… now.”

  • CoconutJD

    Er. Forgot the platform: XBLA.

  • Bossversion1

    “I'm gonna spank you until you're raw!”

  • CaptainUrahara

    “Spanking it like it's 1985″

    XBLA

  • goalden

    “Robot Unicorn Attack and Golden Axe ain't got nothing on me.”

  • goalden

    XBLA

  • Britton

    'When chicken and gingerbread men are just not enough… we call on DeathSpank!'

    XBLA

    I really appreciate the chance, thanks!

  • Rareliga

    “Really? A unicorn doesn't approve of how I dance?”

    PSN or XBLA

  • Akuma12

    “DeathSpank… you were supposed to SAVE the Unicorn and Minotaur..”

    XBLA

  • Futuregame90

    “Does my sword look pretty awesome? Wait a second… I got a great sword from the God! Let's stick up with together on the mission!”

    PS3

  • Torazo

    “You think those arrows will hurt me? Uh… Where did my helmet go?”

    Playing for the XLA version.

  • Torazo

    XBLA* Forgot the B

  • Brandon

    “Everybody dance now!”

    XBLA.

  • http://twitter.com/Skrammas Skram

    Behold my new loot! It gives +2 to all attributes and +100% to Manlyness! – XBLA

  • Death by Hoochie

    “This will be the best heavy metal album cover ever!”

  • Death by Hoochie

    Oops, forgot to mention the platform I'm playing for. PSN, please.

  • Atilary

    XBLA

    “Hi-yo, Poop Hammer, away!”

    Deathspank, scaring the crap out of evil doers and orphans for days or weeks or more.

  • regun

    “Is it me or am I wearing a thong?”

  • regun

    XBLA

  • DemoncF

    “It's funny… I haven't a goddamn clue what's going on, either. Is that a turkey back there?”

    XBLA

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=506217867 Adam Osban

    “Sorry about the static electricity. I was using this stick to scratch my head.”

    XBLA

  • PlayingMantis

    I'm NOT touching you!

  • PlayingMantis

    Xbox 360

  • http://twitter.com/CAiNiACprime CAiNiACprime

    DeathSpank.
    Because EuthanasiaTickle was already trademarked.

    XBLA version please~

  • Charlie

    It was only a matter of time before Charlie the Unicorn was featured in a video game.

    XBLA, please.

  • http://twitter.com/Gxgear Jack Miao

    “How would you like your Mythical Creature Special…well done or extra well done?”

    PSN

  • Gekkoton

    “Don't get fooled by the sword in the thong logo, mine's a lot bigger!” PSN version please.

  • Homer007

    “No monkeys. Just spank.”

    PS3

  • Velo214

    “Attack of the Gold-Highlited Ink-Shaded Creatures!”
    PSN

  • Heavymetalking

    “This is my BOOMSTICK!!!”

    PS3

  • gbpackers94

    “So I think I'm an extra from Tim Burton's “Nightmare Before Christmas.”, I saw things…”
    360

  • jigsawhc

    “BBQ Unicorn…taste like chicken”

    XBLA

  • Kreb

    I wield the staff of shadowy mythical creatures that appear to be attacking their creator but are not a serious threat for the most part!

    KNEEL BEFORE S.O.S.M.C.T.A.T.B.A.T.C.B.A.N.A.S.T.F.T.M.P!

    PSN

  • sunfiredragon

    “In a cruel twist of fate, Deathspank eliminated his closest friends for betrayal as they struggled to save him from his impending doom.”

    360

  • Joel

    “Do not stare at my panties!!!”

    PSN

  • Zach Black

    Fear the purple thong of doom!

    360:-)

  • sippycupz

    Behold, I am DeathSpank! Fear my sword, or your bum shall be sore!

  • Jounin

    Brutal Legend ain't got nothin' on me!

    PS3

  • Cat_tango

    Unicorn, sniff my sword while I zap you! BWAHAHAHA!

    XBLA

  • TwelveV

    “Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!”

    -PSN

  • Lokki

    “I have been to the end of the rainbow and it was a pile of unicorn crap.”

    XBLA

  • Saqqy

    “double lightning bolt, all the way”

    xbla

  • Phoenixx

    Does this purple mini dress bring out my baby blue eyes…hmmmm?

  • notwen

    “A game so good, it can get away with having its hero's purple leather undies portrayed as part of the title art and still be cool!!”

    XBLA

  • Phoenixx

    Sorry…I forgot. :D Either one, XBLA or PSN

  • Hostile

    “Here I come to save the daaaaaaay!”

    PSN

  • selits

    “There and back again, a Deathspanks tale.”

    PS3 (honestly doesn't matter which though)

  • Fresh02_88

    “Now that is a great CD cover”

    XBLA

  • Darthnater777

    His sword is worse than his spank.

    Either platform

  • Aldous41

    He's the best at what he does…if he can remember what that is…

    XBLA

  • Loutenit Dan CAG

    ” Look my Uni-corn , its amazing give ita lick and taste just like a raisins…”

  • http://twitter.com/downsouthtigger Fred H

    If you had problems like these, you'd wear a thong too.

    XBLA please

  • ulrye812

    “A land where chickens fight off unicorns”
    In for the psn code.

  • totoguy

    Deathspank – Attack of the shadowpuppets!

  • totoguy

    Forgot to mention, xbox 360 :)

  • Losergamer

    Some people say your cover art have to make sense, those people have never played Deathspank.

  • http://spawnkill.com/2010/07/14/playstation-store-and-network-update-713/ Playstation Store and Network Update 7/13 | Spawn Kill | Video Game News & Reviews

    [...] themes for you PlayStation Plus subscribers, and new games including that one game… Oh yeah, DEATHSPANK! So be the cool kids and check out the goods on the Playstation [...]

  • Faiz R.

    With this powerful staff and trusty chicken by my side, I will PREVAIL!

  • Splatoon

    “Chicken, you go left! Ginger, the right! And Sweet Crispy Death here will take the middle!”

    or

    “I love the smell of frying mythology in the morning. It smells like…Justice.”

    XBLA, ever so kindly!

  • Joshnorm

    “And no one believed the Old Ginger Bread Man when he said Deathspank doesn't play well with others”

    XBox 360

  • Revixe

    Umm.. why is there a guy standing there taking pictures of me?

  • Revixe

    PS3

    Sorry, I forgot.

  • Ianer13

    “Our hero sets out with the sword of death and the purple thong of spank.” PSN

  • supernerd

    “Heeeeeey, this isn't the cover of Guitar Hero Legends of Rock!”

  • supernerd

    I forgot to mention xbla D:

  • http://www.gamesnooper.com Chris

    “It's what Brutal Legend wants to be when it grows up.”

    PSN

  • Ppself

    “Get your ppstick ready for the spank!”

    XBLA

  • Russbernice

    “It is said that by merely touching a unicorn you will disrupt the balance of good vs evil. Oops”

  • Lonexwolf606

    DeathSpank The Last Mohican

  • Russbernice

    XBLA, sorry :)

  • bonygrunt

    Behold: the Deaf Shield.

  • mjliangco

    *Pay clip while reading caption
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YV5jSuv_S0#t=1m21s

    “Shake your groove thing, shake your groove thing yeah yeah!”

    PSN
    twitter: @mjliangco

  • G-Man

    “The purple thong of justice will spark a deadly revolution!”

  • BEARxSHARK

    “Death! Death! Death! DeathSpank, Ho!”

    I prefer PSN but either one would be awesome if I were so lucky…

  • Agentcoop007

    “Don't mess with that cheicken on the right man, he will peck your head off man.”
    “OK Good advice, I'll take the gingerbread man on the left thats missing part of his brain”

  • Hma42

    So who else thinks purple is not “In”?

  • NYstate

    It takes a real man to Spank death! …well when he's bad anyway.
    PSN

  • Jigsaw918

    “At least the chicken isn't attacking me….yet…”

    XBLA

  • ray2dee

    I am willing to try this the review really look good

  • inked

    “by the power of GreySkull I am…o no wait that's something else”

  • inked

    xbla

  • snowwolf

    “Magic seal? You fiend! Enchanting defenseless circus animals?!”
    PSN

  • Lisa S

    “Sometimes death creeps up on you and spanks you on the butt.”

  • King7054

    “Best nickname ever, amiright?!”

    and psn version :P

  • Hma42

    PSN please

  • RoflSick

    “Why is this game so good? because there's no noobtubes, we promise”
    XBLA

  • doctune

    “If you step on something soft and slimy… the difference between having a good day or a bad day can be as close together as Demon poop and Unicorn crap… ” ;)

    XBLA prefered
    PS3 also good

  • Derwin

    “Fear not, foul demons, for I shall free you from your mortal trappings with my lightning staff of, er, lightning! A-ha!”
    XBLA

  • eugaet

    DeathSpank was not only the Dispenser of Justice, Vanquisher of Evil, and Hero to the Downtrodden. He was also the Old Spice man of his age.

    “Helloooo, fair maidens. Does your man dispense justice like me? No. Could he acquire evil-vanquishing skills like me? Ixnay. Could he possibly assume the mantle of hero to the downtrodden like me? Negatorious. Is there a point to my fascinating monologue? Yes. EVIL UNICORN LIGHTNING STRIKE! I'm wearing a thong.”

    XBLA

  • http://www.facebook.com/xerotyme Justin Hemmer

    “Rubbing one out for justice!!!”

    PSN

  • John

    “I am the harbinger of death, spank you very much!”

    PSN

  • Gebura

    “The Smell of Innocence When the S hits the F.”

  • Gebura

    PSN

  • Clown069

    “I shall spank you, to Death!”
    XBLA

  • Krhuntley

    “Back, BACK- You demon-cloven-hoofed Unicorn concubine! Lest ye yearn for spank!….wait…”

    Xbox360

  • Brodan

    “You'd rather be dead than spanked by this man.”

  • Mike D

    “Behold my electric shadow puppetry!”

    XBox 360

  • Chilisfootball

    ” Sometimes Death needs to be Spanked!
    XBLA

  • http://twitter.com/wolfkin Wolfkin

    “Avast foul shadows for I yield the antithesis to your Heavy-Ning. Behold Light-Ning”

    PSN

  • Quarkspank

    “Hail to the king, baby.”

    PSN

  • Ritchie

    Racist!!

  • Oliver Chooi

    “The hero who will vanquish evil, ride the last unicorn, and prove that chicken lips are not merely fairy tale hokum.”

    XBLA

  • http://twitter.com/abouttandoutt Calvin

    Sword of Omens, give me sight beyond sight! The irony of it all is that this quote is from thundercats
    XBLA email : abouttandoutt@gmail.com

  • KC

    “DON'T FEAR DEATHSPAWNK IS HERE! YOU HEARD IT RIGHT… MY NAME IS DEATHSPANK… NOW GET READY FOR THE SPANKING OF YOUR LIFE”

    PSN

  • okiraan

    You get to kill unicorns. Really.

  • Agentcoop007

    XBLA code please :)

  • Ghostcri

    Zoom, enlarge, yep, lace purple panties!

  • Sonleeboy

    I faced Wise Cows Bacon And a Log sword spank that Death

  • nariko

    Hero for hire ad: Do you need evil vanquished? Do you need justice dispensed? Call 1-800-DEATHSPANK.

  • Sonleeboy

    I faced Wise Cows Bacon And a Log sword spank that Death

    Psn

  • Takemetamars

    “Justice has a new name, Spank, DeathSpank…”

    PSN
    or
    360

  • CamandoSpawn

    A road paved in blood steel and Bacon! Xbox360

  • LifeSpank

    “Quit with the arrows, I'm spanking over here..spanking death before your very eyes, protecting you day and night! But not on Sundays, a hero like me needs his downtime, you get me?”

    XBLA

  • Kosmolson

    “For Cosmodan!”

  • Poorguy22

    “Living proof that enough drugs can make you anything and take you anywhere” Xbox 360

  • PeteC

    “Wait there almighty chickens – lightning doesn't strike twice ya know!”
    XBLA

  • pastajeff

    “The name's Spank. Death Spank.”
    XBLA

  • BealziBabe

    Beware the power of my Sword! …. really look what i did to the guys behind me :)
    xbox 360

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