Brutal Legend Achievement/Trophy List Released

I think it goes without saying that anyone not stoked to the core of their being by Double Fine Productions’ upcoming action/adventure title Brutal Legend is a pansy. And if there is one thing pansies don’t like, its besting challenges and being rewarded handsomely. If you happen to be a pansy, you can skip this article; otherwise, check out the goals to be conquered and achievements/trophies to be gathered after you pick up Brutal Legend.

The time has almost come. Brutal Legend will be here on October 13th. Be ready.
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• 15 Points / Bronze Trophy – Got a Car and a Date – Completed “Welcome to the Age of Metal”
• 15 Points / Bronze Trophy – Start a Revolution – Completed “Exploited in the Bowels of Hell”
• 15 Points / Bronze Trophy – Thick as a Baby’s Arm – Completed “Lair of the Metal Queen”
• 15 Points / Bronze Trophy – Hair Remover – Completed “Battle for Bladehenge”
• 15 Points / Bronze Trophy – French Kiss Instructor – Completed “Pilgrimage of Screams”
• 15 Points / Bronze Trophy – Chicks n’ Booze n’ Stuff – Completed “Sanctuary of Sin”
• 15 Points / Bronze Trophy – Ran to the Hills – Completed “It’s Raining Death”
• 15 Points / Bronze Trophy – Fistfull of Fog – Completed “Dry Ice, Wet Graves”
• 15 Points / Bronze Trophy – No More Tears – Completed “Sea of Black Tears”
• 25 Points / Silver Trophy – Groupie Completed – Campaign mode on Easy
• 25 Points / Silver Trophy – Roadie – Completed Campaign mode on Normal
• 25 Points / Silver Trophy – Legend – Completed Campaign mode on Brutal
• 20 Points / Bronze Trophy – Overkill – Completed all hunting secondary missions
• 20 Points / Bronze Trophy – Squeal Like a Chicken – Completed all racing secondary missions
• 20 Points / Bronze Trophy – Protector – Completed 20 ambush, outpost defense, or mortar secondary missions
• 50 Points / Gold Trophy – Metal God – Achieved 100% completion on the stats screen
• 10 Points / Bronze Trophy – Serpent Samaritan – Freed 40 Bound Serpents
• 15 Points / Bronze Trophy – Serpent Spanker – Freed 80 Bound Serpents
• 25 Points / Silver Trophy – Serpent Savior – Freed all 120 Bound Serpents
• 5 Points / Bronze Trophy – One Hit Wonder – Purchased 1 upgrade in the Motor Forge
• 25 Points / Silver Trophy – Loyal Customer – Purchased all upgrades in the Motor Forge
• 20 Points / Bronze Trophy – Virtuoso – Learned all guitar solos
• 20 Points / Bronze Trophy – Tourist – Viewed all vistas
• 20 Points / Bronze Trophy – Now You Must Tell the Tale – Viewed all Legends
• 20 Points / Bronze Trophy – Voices From Beyond – Unlocked all songs in the Mouth of Metal
• 20 Points / Bronze Trophy – Flowerslave – Summoned all Motor Forges
• 10 Points / Bronze Trophy – Practice Bloody Practice – Won an AI Stage Battle – any difficulty
• 20 Points / Bronze Trophy – Iron Fist – Won an AI Stage Battle – Brütal difficulty
• 10 Points / Bronze Trophy – Victör – Won a ranked multiplayer match
• 20 Points / Silver Trophy – Subjügator – Won 10 ranked multiplayer matches
• 50 Points / Gold Trophy – Cönquerer – Won 50 ranked multiplayer matches
• 20 Points / Bronze Trophy – Master of the Flame – Double Teamed with every Ironheade unit
• 20 Points / Bronz eTrophy – Master of the Tear – Double Teamed with every Drowning Doom unit
• 20 Points / Bronze Trophy – Master of the Blood – Double Teamed with every Tainted Coil unit
• 20 Points / Bronze Trophy – Armchair General – Won a Stage Battle by yourself against the AI without attacking
• 30 Points / Silver Trophy – Favored – Acquired 3,000 Fire Tributes
• 30 Points / Silver Trophy – Sellout – Spent 250,000 fans – any mode
• 20 Points / Bronze Trophy – Some Demon Flesh on your Bumper – Slayed 150 enemies with the Deuce – any mode
• 30 Points / Silver Trophy – I’ve never touched an axe before – Personally smote 300 enemies – any mode
• 10 Points / Bronze Trophy – Silence, groundwalker! – Gained 5 or more seconds of hang time in a single jump – any mode
• 15 Points / Bronze Trophy – Six Degrees of Schafer – Played with or against another player who has this Achievement
• 15 Points / Bronze Trophy – Ringleader – Trapped 15 enemies in one ring of fire with the Fire Baron’s Double Team
• 15 Points / Bronze Trophy – Painkiller – Killed 25 enemies with the grinder of one  Rock Crusher
• 15 Points / Bronze Trophy – Dollpocalypse – Hit 6 enemies with the explosion from a Brood’s Double Team
• 15 Points / Bronze Trophy – Euthanasia – Hit 15 enemies with one Agony Ball using the Pain Lifter’s Double Team
• 15 Points / Bronze Trophy – Death From Above – Killed 20 enemies with one Bleeding Death
• 15 Points / Bronze Trophy – Coolest Thing Ever – Jumped over a Hextadon in the Deuce
• 15 Points / Bronze Trophy – Beast Master – Rode every animal in the world
• 50 Points / Silver Trophy – Boar Bather – Rode a Razorfire Boar into the Sea of Black Tears and live to tell the tale.
• 20 Points / Bronze Trophy – Quill Tosser – Killed a Tollusk using only Ground Urchin
• Platinum Trophy – Rock God – Acquire All Trophies

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